Today has been awful. I got bitched at by another teacher today, Hardin is still in Portugal. I bought cigarettes. The apartment is a wreck. So what am I doing instead of cleaning and exercising??? I'm drinking a big ass orange slushy vodka drink. After I poured it, I headed outside and lit up a smoke. After doing so, the school busses full of kids came rolling by. I'm sure I looked like a crazy drunken lady. It's been one of those days......

Today has been awful. I got bitched at by another teacher today, Hardin is still in Portugal. I bought cigarettes. The apartment is a wreck. So what am I doing instead of cleaning and exercising??? I'm drinking a big ass orange slushy vodka drink. After I poured it, I headed outside and lit up a smoke. After doing so, the school busses full of kids came rolling by. I'm sure I looked like a crazy drunken lady. It's been one of those days......

Chrissy and I are going to communicate here! This might also bring me over the 10000 points mark!

.....AND NOT ONE OF THEM FIT!!!! ARRRRGGGGG. I hate being short. I hate my ass!! My body is so unproportional. I swear if I was about 6 inches taller Victoria's Secret would hire me on the spot. I'm like that one commercial of theirs: all you see is curves. While some would consider me lucky to have an ample ass (not fat----just ample), I do not. Nothing ever fits. I don't know if it's the way the clothes are being made or I'm just a freak. Does anyone else have this problem>?????

What's the deal with myrrander? Did he up and leave? His articles are gone....

Right now I am alone. For the next two weeks I will be alone. If I died, no one would realize it for another two weeks. (picture that stench!) Hardin is on the way to Portugal via cruise ship with the Dorsey Orchestra. He will be lucky to e mail me just a few times because it's so expensive. From what he's said so far, it sounds like he's having the time of his life. He is so lucky to be blessed with such a great talent. I truly am happy for him. However, I am not happy... ...

My Grandfather goes in for open heart surgery next week. My Grandma is a nervous wreck. They have been married almost 60 years and I am convinced they are soul mates. I don't think my Grandma would be able to go on without him. Please say a prayer for them!

I would like to dedicate this article to the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing. God bless the 168 victims and their families. 18 of those 168 were children. I remember the exact moment that it happened. I was in the eighth grade and my Mother and I were both home sick with pnemonia. Where were you when it happened?

We refer to different things around the world with different words. What do you call it.... Soda or Pop? Vaccuum or sweeper? Kicks or Shoes? Pizza or Pie? Butts or Smokes? Add some of your own....

I was just wanting to know when everyone's birthday was and how old are the bloggers here on this fabulous site I'm 23. My birthday is July 18,

I decided it was time for some change, so I completely changed my coiff and got a perm. I really like the way it turned out. My natural hair is somewhere between curly and straight and I usually just wear it straight, but now I decided to play up my curls and get more of them! I look like a brunette Sarah Jessica Parker...hehe.

Speaking of the notion that any two baboons can have a baby, Britney Spears and her main squeeze are expecting their first kid. I pitty the kid.....