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July 30, 2005 by alison watkins
WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? My grandma for saying my brother and I look like we're gaining weight...pissed me off something fierce since I'm actually not! 2. What is your weapon of choice? FIRE FIRE FIRE 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If they deserved it... 4. How about of the same sex? See above answer 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably my husband 6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let...
July 30, 2005 by alison watkins
WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? My grandma for saying my brother and I look like we're gaining weight...pissed me off something fierce since I'm actually not! 2. What is your weapon of choice? FIRE FIRE FIRE 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If they deserved it... 4. How about of the same sex? See above answer 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably my husband 6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let...
May 2, 2005 by alison watkins
Today has been awful. I got bitched at by another teacher today, Hardin is still in Portugal. I bought cigarettes. The apartment is a wreck. So what am I doing instead of cleaning and exercising??? I'm drinking a big ass orange slushy vodka drink. After I poured it, I headed outside and lit up a smoke. After doing so, the school busses full of kids came rolling by. I'm sure I looked like a crazy drunken lady. It's been one of those days......
May 2, 2005 by alison watkins
Today has been awful. I got bitched at by another teacher today, Hardin is still in Portugal. I bought cigarettes. The apartment is a wreck. So what am I doing instead of cleaning and exercising??? I'm drinking a big ass orange slushy vodka drink. After I poured it, I headed outside and lit up a smoke. After doing so, the school busses full of kids came rolling by. I'm sure I looked like a crazy drunken lady. It's been one of those days......
April 12, 2005 by alison watkins
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April 12, 2005 by alison watkins
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October 31, 2004 by alison watkins
So Saturday night was Kent State University's giant Halloween extravaganza where a whole bunch of folks, young and young at heart come out and party at all hours. Since it was my last KSU Halloween I decided to participate. I'm starting to think I shouldn't have.... My roomate went as the dude in white from A Clockwork Orange, her friend went as a punkrawk chic, and I went as the Jennifer Bealls character from Flashdance. I must say for a last minute costume creation I looked pretty good...
October 31, 2004 by alison watkins
So Saturday night was Kent State University's giant Halloween extravaganza where a whole bunch of folks, young and young at heart come out and party at all hours. Since it was my last KSU Halloween I decided to participate. I'm starting to think I shouldn't have.... My roomate went as the dude in white from A Clockwork Orange, her friend went as a punkrawk chic, and I went as the Jennifer Bealls character from Flashdance. I must say for a last minute costume creation I looked pretty good...
August 11, 2004 by alison watkins
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August 11, 2004 by alison watkins
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