A day in the life of an Ohioan turned New Yorker
fucking ego trips...
Published on October 31, 2004 By alison watkins In Humor
So Saturday night was Kent State University's giant Halloween extravaganza where a whole bunch of folks, young and young at heart come out and party at all hours. Since it was my last KSU Halloween I decided to participate. I'm starting to think I shouldn't have....

My roomate went as the dude in white from A Clockwork Orange, her friend went as a punkrawk chic, and I went as the Jennifer Bealls character from Flashdance. I must say for a last minute costume creation I looked pretty good. I used an old dance leotard I had hanging around from many dance lessons, tights, a cut off sweatshirt, makeshift legwarmers (I cut off some socks), a sweatband, lotsa makeup, and since my roomate is in beauty school she decided to style my hair mega eighties (very teased out).

We got downtown and checked into a bar for a round of dollar drafts. The dollar drafts started to remind me of how my fiance (who is in Ny for school) and I used to go out for dollar drafts on saturday nights so I started to get kind of sad.....Anyways...I decided to leave early....

As I was exiting the bar, this rude gentleman decided to pinch my ass. I was so pissed off, I clenched a fist around my housekeys and decked him right in the side. As he was left gasping for air, I ran like hell. Who woulda thought I had that one in me? Haha....I find it rather entertaining since he was like a foot taller than me.

Men...especially liquored up men...can be such asshats. Why would you just go around and pinch some stranger's ass? Well, I feel like he got what he deserved.

Comments
on Oct 31, 2004
" the dude in white from A Clockwork Orange"
This kind of attitude is just uncalled for. Alex is one of literatures greatest anti-hero's. Please... stop whatever it is you're doing and rent the movie or read the book. Empower yourself.
on Oct 31, 2004
dude fuck off before i deck you too...
on Oct 31, 2004

Wow! Girl power!
on Nov 01, 2004
OMG, it's a joke. Take a valium and chill out Alison. Maybe alot of valium... No wonder you don't like men, they probably cringe around you with an attitude like that.
on Nov 01, 2004
refresh my memory here... wasn't the character in the movie treated kinda shitty?  like she didn't get much respect or whatever?  maybe he was just trying to help you stay in character...