A day in the life of an Ohioan turned New Yorker
Inspired by Ashlee Ryder's blog
Published on May 3, 2005 By alison watkins In Blogging
Just out of curiosity I wanted to check out Carebear's blog. She mentioned something about a former blogger: ashlee ryder. I looked her up, not realizing what a dramatic mess would be presented in front of me. All I can say is WOW.....That girl had some serious problems.

Is it true that many people here on JU are not who they say they are??? If so, I want names!!

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on May 03, 2005
Are you pretending to be someone you're not??


Yes. I'm actually a 12 y.o. girl from Southwest Michigan. I'm really freaked about those hurtful lies that Justin is going to marry that wrinkly old Cameron Diaz skank. It's not true! It's not true! And I know it because someday Justin is going to marry me. And we're going to live in a big mansion on a beautiful hill on the Pacific Ocean, and have lots of little kids that will one day form their own boy/girl bands.

on May 03, 2005
HAHAHA...we'll I'm a 13 year old boy...let's get together! lol
on May 03, 2005

I'm a spy.  I volunteer to knit for people so I can get their information, then I use that to spy on them.  Im also a compulsive liar and a meddling wife. 

How's that for an alter-ego!

You know, I'm not smart enough to try and make up stuff about myself.  I have a hard enough time being who I am right now without trying to embellish myself...

 

on May 03, 2005
I admit, the pic of the guitar player on by blog is not really me...

This is a real picture of me! Link


Sorry for the deception! Can you ever forgive me?
on May 03, 2005
Nah, I'm pretty much just me, warts and all. It's too hard to just be myself, trying to be someone else would just be too much work.
on May 03, 2005
mm checks inside jeans ""yep I am male... looks at pubic hair,, grey,,, yep I am old.. looks at old pics.. yep thats me when young.

guess for the most part what I write is what you get kiddo.
on May 03, 2005
Dharma:
wow...a spy and a meddling wife all in one...very impressive

Parated:
Wow! a real, live cartoon! Say hello to your smiley face friends for me!

mason:
I agree...making up an alter ego is too much time and way too much thinking...I don't think I'm that talented.

Mod:
hehe...I just got a very funny visual

on May 03, 2005
I don't know who I really am, so I couldn't pretend to be me even if I wanted to. Although if you ask nicely (and provide plenty of reference material) I could pretend to be someone else.
on May 03, 2005
Danny:
Everyone knows you are a hooker that's addicted to crack...just come clean!
on May 03, 2005
Danny couldn't possibly be a crack whore! The computer would be the first thing sold for crack.
on May 03, 2005
I don't pretend to be someone else. Though apparently some people mistake me for other things. Anyway, unless one of my multiple personalities types besides this one, I'm pretty sure everything is in line on my blog.
on May 03, 2005
MasonM:
Good point....hmm...danny...we need to think of a good alter ego for you!

NJ:
hehe..so how many personalities do you have?? Like Danny, we need to think of an alter ego for you too!
on May 03, 2005
hehe..so how many personalities do you have?? Like Danny, we need to think of an alter ego for you too!


Well...how about NJNomore? He's polite, well-behaved, has no interest in history, hates sarcasm, and is 100% gentleman. That's about as different from me as I can think of.
on May 03, 2005
NJ:
haha...I dunno...you've always been a gentleman on my blog, so it would be hard to picture you as an asshole. However, I think it's catchy. You can be the asshole womanizer.

Maybe Danny can be the 78 year old perverted grandma!

Where's Marcie??? She can be the filthy crack whore!!
on May 03, 2005
haha...I dunno...you've always been a gentleman on my blog


I guess my other personalities HAVE been blogging.
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