A day in the life of an Ohioan turned New Yorker
These days I share so much of my life that I feel like JU has become some kind of family away from my family.

I would consider InBloom, Marcie, and Foreverserenity as sisters

Danny would definatley be a cool brother to have

Dharma is that kick ass aunt that might as well be a sister

and Maso kind of like the dad...

How funny is that? who else should we add?


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on Mar 25, 2005

You obviously don't have a know-it-all little brother. We rely on insults for sustenance

I had 4 sisters and 2 brothers.  I was the oldest brother, but I was the know it all!  My Little brother #1 was just a pest!

on Mar 25, 2005
But since everyone is talking about how these various relatives behave at family gatherings....as the black sheep, I'm the one who shows up late (and drunk,) raids your medicine cabinet for any good pills and your jewelry box for pawnable goods, then leaves in your car with your husband and your best friend for a night of wild, uninhibited sex, leaving them stranded in the hotel after stealing their wallets and heading to Vegas, but calls you a month later to tell you she's pregnant and plans to sue for child support.


LW--I didn't know you were my aunt
on Mar 25, 2005
LW--I didn't know you were my aunt


Actually, none in my family, but my sister's inlaws fit that to a T! And they live right chear in VA. [disclaimer]None of them are named Sabrina[/disclaimer]
on Mar 25, 2005
Can I be the family pet?
on Mar 25, 2005
I want to be the slightly odd, balding (with stylish goatee), 30-something 2nd cousin who tells stupid jokes (but you can't help but laugh), still collects comics and action figures and listens to 80s tunes, AC/DC and Guns N' Roses.

Hmmm...I AM that cousin. Forget it.
on Mar 26, 2005
Hmmm...I wanna be the cousin/mommy who plays Yu-Gi-Oh cards with the kids by day and is drunk and talking about unusual sex positions to the other silly drunks in the family by night...hehe
on Mar 28, 2005

I think I'll take the slot as the eccentric professor uncle whom half the family hopes will not show up at the reunions, while the other half hope I'll show up with stupid stories about inane, irrelevant topics...and the guy everyone wants on their team to beat the others at "Trivial Pursuit"!

Think Ayn Rand meets Ken Jennings.

on Apr 04, 2005
Who should be the mom? we need someone who's at least 40!


Hey! Someone at least 40?! Geech, forget about me being the sister then. I'm this in another 2 weeks! Yikes!

Alison, I'm flattered to be considered a big sister. You can be my baby sister anytime!
I say, we're just one big dysfunctional bunch! What a family to be a part of - love it!
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