A day in the life of an Ohioan turned New Yorker
These days I share so much of my life that I feel like JU has become some kind of family away from my family.

I would consider InBloom, Marcie, and Foreverserenity as sisters

Danny would definatley be a cool brother to have

Dharma is that kick ass aunt that might as well be a sister

and Maso kind of like the dad...

How funny is that? who else should we add?


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on Mar 25, 2005
"Manopeace as the wisened Grandfather"

I think incest could be a problem in this 'Family' of yours.
on Mar 25, 2005
I wanna be the wacky letcherous neighbor...Like Larry on "Threes Company"
on Mar 25, 2005
little whip:
you can be the jaded cousin! how about that?

SPM:
where's your sense of disbelief?

thatoneguyinslc:
sounds good! swinger neighbor is perfect and hilarious!!
on Mar 25, 2005
I lobby for the position of 3rd cousin, twice removed. You know, the one that shows up for family reunions that nobody seems to be kin to.......
on Mar 25, 2005
Dynosoar:
sounds good to me! hehe
on Mar 25, 2005

lobby for the position of 3rd cousin, twice removed. You know, the one that shows up for family reunions that nobody seems to be kin to.......

Round these parts, they are always named Cletus.  Howdy Cletus.

on Mar 25, 2005
Haha Cletus! that's hilarious
on Mar 25, 2005
lobby for the position of 3rd cousin, twice removed.


Being from Utah, I thought everyone was 3rd cousins, twice removed!!! ;~D

Can I be the middle-aged uncle who sits around telling stories that no one believes, everyone makes fun of, but still love to hear??
on Mar 25, 2005
Only in Utah County Ted! (rimshot)
on Mar 25, 2005

But since everyone is talking about how these various relatives behave at family gatherings....as the black sheep, I'm the one who shows up late (and drunk,) raids your medicine cabinet for any good pills and your jewelry box for pawnable goods, then leaves in your car with your husband and your best friend for a night of wild, uninhibited sex, leaving them stranded in the hotel after stealing their wallets and heading to Vegas, but calls you a month later to tell you she's pregnant and plans to sue for child support.

Yeah, that'll do it.

Baaa'aahh.

She said family, not the Jerry Springer show!

on Mar 25, 2005
Parated:
Yet another good one! The exaggerating uncle....

Helix:
you can live on the other side of us...slc is on the other!

LW:
Somehow I don't think you'd be my husband's type and I'd have to agree with Dr. Guy....that's a tad to Jerry for my taste.

Dr. Guy:
Good comment
on Mar 25, 2005
scrap that...NJ forever is the know it all brother


Hooray! And as said know-it-all, let's start talking about your atrocious grammar.
on Mar 25, 2005
~I would consider InBloom, Marcie, and Foreverserenity as sisters~

Sweeeet... thanks for the compliment, Alison...or shall I say, "sis"...lol
on Mar 25, 2005
NJForever:
Jerk

InBloom:
you're welcome..it's all in the blog family! hehe
on Mar 25, 2005
Jerk


You obviously don't have a know-it-all little brother. We rely on insults for sustenance.
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