Woman wants expensive item.
Man wants woman.
Woman pesters man to buy her expensive item.
Man still wants woman.
Woman STILL pesters man to go buy expensive item.
Lightbulb goes off in man's head:
If I buy her this expensive item, I will get laid.
Woman STILL wants expensive item.
Man buys expensive item.
Woman is so excited to have expensive item.
Man still wants woman.
Woman gives into man's wants.
All are happy (until woman wants next expensive item, or man wants laid again).
Isn't this sick??