A day in the life of an Ohioan turned New Yorker
Enjoy!
Published on February 7, 2005 By alison watkins In Misc
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
John Lennon

"There's NO crying in baseball."
from the movie A League of their own

"It doesn't take talent to be mean."
Jewel

"Learning implies that at one time confusion existed."


"When life hands you lemmons, throw them back."


"Just remember that ammetures built the ark and professionals built the Titanic."

"Music is the soundtrack of our lives."

"There are a billion people on this earth and you are bound to piss one or two off."

"Some times the smartest choice is not the most popular."

and my personal favorite....
"...Let's kick it up a notch....BAM!"
Emril Lagasse

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on Feb 07, 2005
"No matter where you go, there you are."
- Buckaroo Banzai

"Can you describe the rucus?"
- Breakfast Club

"Where are all de white women at?"
- Blazing Saddles

IG
on Feb 07, 2005
When life hands you lemons, get the tequila!

It's only kinky the first time

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat...
on Feb 08, 2005
"One good turn gets most of the blanket"
on Feb 08, 2005
Good quotes, Alison!

Here are a few more from Jewel (when she was still amazing) :

*please be careful with me...i'm sensitive, and i'd like to stay that way*

*your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth*

*i've been down so long, it can't be longer still...*

*innocence can't be lost...it just needs to be maintained*

*wandering, wandering....i could spend my life traveling the length of your body each night..* (i think that's hot! haha)

*loving someone else is always so much easier...but i hold myself hostage in the mirror*

*God, won't you please hold me, release me, show me the meaning of mercy*

....the list can go on and on....

Have a good day, alison! I hope you're having fun singing songs about umbrellas and animals!!
on Feb 08, 2005
Info geek:
Great movies mentioned in your quotes!
here's another from a great movie...."I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up!" sixteen candles.

Shovelheat:
I like your lemon one better than mine...haha!

Evorg:
Oh so true!

Chrissy:
Isn't it so sad that Jewel totally sold out!! She used to be my hero...then she put on the pleather mini skirt.....
I have been so busy lately! Not to mention asleep by 10 practically every night! haha...I should try to stay up later so we can have nightly phonecall!
on Feb 08, 2005
The alternative to suicide:

"I wish everyone in the world was dead except me!"
on Feb 08, 2005
NJ:
wow...that's dark...but I did chuckle!