On the brink of adulthood....
1) Independence is bitter sweet--5 1/2 years ago when I started college I was so excited to finally be on my own. I remember after I unpacked my Mom's car literally kicking her out of my new dorm room. Two days later I was in tears bawling how I wanted to come home. Eventually you hit that low point and now you have something to work with. Each year the apron string was cut further and further back and now i've been supporting myself for the past three years....I'm practically a grown up! what a scary thought....
2) When someone of the opposite sex asks you to come over and watch movies, it doesn't always mean that.....
3) Sit in the front row--this is so the professors learn your name and take pitty on you when you fail that hard ass final!
4) The "one" always comes when you are not looking--I was totally into someone else when I met Hardin. It's amazing what a few beck's lager and smokes do....haha.
5) Sometimes we are forced to take that class that sounds like it's going to be a pain in the ass, but hey you might like it--I've had many occurances with this one. Here are a few--Biology, Philosophy, Instrumental Conducting, English....the list can go on!
6) Learn how to master that sucker punch that your Dad always brags about....it comes in handy.
7) College is nothing like the movies--it's not like any movie...Chances are you're going to be to engulfed in your work to even care about social status....
8) People will piss you off and you are bound to piss a few off while you're at it--it's important to speak your mind. Learn the power of the word "NO" or "in my opinion...."
9) Be on the look out for the campus bum....you'll see what I mean.
10) Girls--That strange mystery illness is a Yeast Infection...get a diflucan...it's a wonderful thing!
11) Boys--Keep it in check...take a cold shower once in a while.
12) Tomato soup and pasta=hella good alternative to spaghetti
13) When someone says "Trust me" they are not to be trusted.
14) That weird odor in the hallway is prolly someone smoking a fat ass J in their room....
15) Always make sure you manage your time wisely! DO NOT PROCRASTINATE!
YAY for graduating!!